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aer
cierro el tumblr o que
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*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
*reopens tinder*
*closes tinder*
Hey I’m having an aneurism
I don’t even have anything to add with this one
…drittney?
it’s drittney bitch
it’s drittney ditch
(via being-john-malkobitch)
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(via escroto-mc-bolas-de-moco)
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victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.
his reanimated corpse son:
(via theinspectorgadget)
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Smoke Oddish erryday
(via eddieriggs)
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(Source: magicaltalkingpony, via drowning-season)
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Coming soon: Money from your Tumblr
On Thursday, we’re going to introduce ads on Tumblrs, so that later this year people can start making money from their blogs.
Tumblr is a place where brilliant, creative, funny, impossible people shape culture. Some of you have even turned your passions into jobs: book deals, music careers, paid gigs with the Creatrs program. Now, (soon!) that opportunity will be available to any eligible Tumblr—poet, musician, fan artist, and misfit weirdo memelord alike.
Some things you’re probably wondering:
Do you have to? Good question. No, you can turn off on-blog advertising in settings if you’re not comfortable with it.
When? Who? How? How much? Also good questions! We’re still working out the details of the partner program but as soon as we have details to share, we’ll make announcements right here on trusty Staff. Just so you know: You won’t be able to make money until you register for the program—which is coming soon.
Okay, cool. Ta ta for now!
(via being-john-malkobitch)
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me: *thinks about a tity*
Tumblr:
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when you log onto tumblr after december 17
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via uvedobleteefe)
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reblog while you still can
(Source: elonmuskisabitch, via theinspectorgadget)
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what the fuck
no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid
Its a pun
“Miku dayo” means “Miku is here”
But “Mikudayo” means “I see you”
Terrifying nonetheless.
(Source: twitter.com, via juniperolandia)
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(Source: biff-donderglutes, via elpicaderodeltroll)
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This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like
(via lisredhair)
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(Source: instagram.com, via being-john-malkobitch)